Thank Goodness These Reasons Aren't why MOST People Have Sex!

As featured in this NZ Herald article:

BOTTOM FIVE REASONS TO HAVE SEX FOR MEN

1. The person offered to give me drugs for doing it.
2. I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease.
3. I wanted to punish myself.
4. I wanted to break up my relationship.
5. I wanted to get a job.

BOTTOM FIVE REASONS TO HAVE SEX FOR WOMEN

1. I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease.
2. Someone offered me money to do it.
3. I wanted to get a raise.
4. It was an initiation rite to a club or organisation.
5. I wanted to get a job.