Happy 21st Birthday Jeremy! (My cousin)
I was at his party tonight, which was cool. Of course you can trust me not to have touched any booze at all! I managed to stay sober and still have fun!
My cousins texted a few random girls on my contacts list calling them baby and telling them that I was madly in love with them, and I got a few replies asking who it was, saying that if it was Calum, they'd smash me!
They then realised it was my cousin and when I asked how they knew, they replied:
"Coz it didnt sound like u, n if it was u, id knock da sh!t outta u!"
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