I’ve got this friend I hardly see because she lives on the other side of the city, and so the only way I can keep in touch with her is by MSN, but even so, it always seems as though the only time she ever chats to me is when there isn’t anyone else to chat to. The other day I tried chatting to her, there was like a 5 minute gap in between each reply. She told me that she was busy chatting to three guys. Tonight I thought I’d try chatting to her. This is how long the conversation lasted:

Calum:

Hey

.<Friend>:

Hey

<Friend>

I’m busy

Calum:

Ok bye then

Yeah busy chatting to all her other friends again. Am I that boring? Someone said this to me in form one at intermediate school:

“If everyone was like you, the world would be boring”

I dunno….

My neighbour Zippo made a bet with me that for $5.00 I won’t be able to find a girlfriend by the end of the year. I REALLY need $5.00, so if any of you are single and willing to go out for me for at least a week, contact me.