I returned to music teaching this morning after a week off, and my first student (who is little girl) came in and her mum followed soon after. Her mum asked me
"I heard you got married?"
I looked at her blankly...
"You got married to Princess Consuela?"
That's when I realised what I had done! The week before when I told the students I wouldn't be teaching the following week, the girl must've asked me why and I must've joked that I was getting married to Princess Consuela Bananahammock (you'll have to watch Friends to get that one!)
Fortunately the girl's mum knew it was a joke too, and I told her I'd let her know when or if I actually did get married!